Quotes of the Week

Quotes of the Week

Evan Turner

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<b><i>"Just seen the previews to step up 3 and it seems like its a bit too much but ill probaly still see it"(11:29 pm, April 13)</b></i> <br><br>A bit too much? Blasphemy!

Shawn Merriman

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<b><i>"I feel like wrestling a gorilla at the Zoo ill sign a waiver for that too."(2:57 pm, April 14)</b></i> <br><br>Why not just do it in the wild where waivers are unnecessary?

Brendan Morrow (right) on Mike Modano

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<b><i>"We've been to a lot of team dinners and he's never picked up the check, so he should have a lot of money laying aside."</b></i> <br><br>Brendan Morrow on Mike Modano possibly buying the Dallas Stars.

Kasey Kahne

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<b><i>"By now everyones heard the news. Really excited to have the opportunity to drive for HMS. Now I need to finish strong with the 9 guys!"(4:15 pm, april 14)</b></i> <br><br>Kasey Kahne after signing with Hendrick Motorsports.

Scott Coker

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<b><i>"I'd just like to say, there's no room in Strikeforce for that type of behavior." </b></i> <br><br>Strikeforce CEO Scott Coker after a post-bout brawl.

Western Conference team executive

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<b><i>"He's not getting to the basket the way he has in the past. And he's not finishing as well, especially with the left hand."</b></i> <br><br>A Western Conference team executive on Kobe Bryant.

Terry Francona

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<b><i>"We're not doing a lot of things well right now.'' </b></i> <br><br>Boston Red Sox manager Terry Francona after getting off to a 4-9 start.

Johan Kruyff

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<b><i>"Pele was a hero, so was I. Now it's Messi's turn."</b></i> <br><br>Soccer player Johan Kruyff on rising star Lionel Messi.

Denny Hamlin

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<b><i>"ok so there are a million fedex twitter sites ... which on is the "offical fedex" twitter?"(5:52 pm, April 15)</b></i> <br><br>A good driver always knows his sponsor's twitter handle.

Danica Patrick

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<b><i>"I am going to cook with plantains tonight which is a first. I am sure with enough butter and oil it will all be fine."(April 13, 4:51 pm)</b></i> <br><br>Paula Deen would be proud.

Jim Furyk on Brian Davis

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<b><i>"It's just awkward to see it happen at such a key moment in the golf tournament. Awkward for him to lose that way, and a little awkward for me to win."</b></i> <br><br>Jim Furyk on Brian Davis calling a penalty on himself and forfeiting the victory at Verizon Heritage.