Hot Clicks: Stefania Fernandez; Chad Ochocinco excited about Terrell Owens

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Stephen Strasburg caused some panic in Washington D.C. last night when he was unexpectedly scratched from his start against the Braves. It turns out the rookie right-hander has shoulder inflammation, and will be given some rest. This obviously left some fans at Nationals Park very unhappy because they paid to see Strasburg, but got Miguel Batista. However, Batista took the anger in stride and even offered up this analogy: "Imagine if you go to see Miss Universe, then you end up having Miss Iowa, you might get those kind of boos." Based on 2009's Miss Universe, Stefania Fernandez, we understand what Batista means.

Quote Of The Day

Stefania Fernandez :: Timothy A. Clary/Getty Images

If you missed the behind-the-back play by Blue Jays shortstop Yunel Escobar, check it out.

Play Of The Night

As you know by now, Terrell Owens signed with the Cincinnati Bengals yesterday. This caused Chad Ochocinco to basically lose his (word I can't use on SI.com) on Twitter. He compared he and Owens to Batman and Robin, Siskel and Ebert, Ying and Yang and Bonnie and Clyde. He challenged LeBron James and his Heat cohorts to a game of 3 on 3. And he Tweeted out this pretty solid Photoshopped picture of he and Owens as Simon and Garfunkel.

Ocho And Owens

The NHL held a press conference at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh on Tuesday to announce the details of the Winter Classic between the Penguins and Capitals. The highlights of the event were players trying to shoot pucks through he uprights and Pittsburgh's Max TalbotcallingAlex Ovechkin a "douche."

Hockey in July?

Sidney Crosby :: Gregory Shamus/Getty Images

In light of the Dez Bryant/Roy Williams dust-up, Manofest.com is looking at 15 great moments in NFL hazing.

Rookie Ribbing

If you play rotisserie baseball, check out this highly amusing piece on how one fantasy site just refuses to give Major League home run leader, Jose Bautista, any credit.

No Respect

Clippers center Chris Kaman blew up $10,000 worth of fireworks at his home on the Fourth of July.

Sports Video Of The Day

Via BensBizBlog comes this video from the Lake County Captains (the Cleveland Indians Class A affiliate) "Cleveland Sports History Night" this past Saturday. Check out how they re-enact Art Modell moving the Browns to Baltimore.

Cleveland History Video Of The Day

Here's video of the Guinness world record for the tightest parallel park ever.

Parallel Parking Video Of The Day