Hot Clicks: Aly Michalka; MLB umpire ejects fan

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Since cheerleaders are a staple of Hot Clicks, I thought it was my duty to tell you that the CW debuts a new show (about college cheerleaders) tonight called Hellcats, starring Aly Michalka. On the flip side, tonight will be the last time that we hear the Jets cursing up a storm and telling everyone that they're the best team in the history of football as Hard Knocks wraps up its season on HBO.

Hello And Goodbye

Aly Michalka :: Mike Coppola/Getty Images

Here's an NFL season preview from RandallSimonsSausages.com that compares each NFL team to a character from The Simpsons.

Springfield And Pigskin

Umpire Bob Davidson realized that everyone in Milwaukee came to see him in action last night, so he ejected Brewers manager Ken Macha, Cardinals pitching coach Dave Duncan, Brewers outfielder Chris Dickerson and ... wait for it ... wait for it... a fan!

Out Of Control

The 28-pound Bucky head of Wisconsin mascot Bucky Badger was recently stolen at a house party. It has since been returned, but the most amazing part of the story is that the head is worth $4,000. (Thanks to Dave Gress, of Madison, Wis., for the link.)

What The Buck?

Bucky Badger :: David Stluka/Getty Images

Titans running back Chris Johnsonrecently hung out with country singer Faith Hill in Tennessee. It's kind of interesting how Hill's face looks nothing like it does in that awful opening to NBC's Sunday Night Football.

Odd Couple

What the Great Ate is a new book that tells tales of famous people and food. Here's a portion that focuses on athletes. Apparently, Joe Namath put salt on his apples.

Food For Thought

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Pool Time

I don't know if this is the best goal you'll ever see, but it's definitely the longest.

Sports Video Of The Day

CBS has decided to promote the new season of the top-notch The Amazing Race with this clip of a woman taking a watermelon right to the face.

Watermelon Video Of The Day