Hot Clicks: Jaime Edmondson; Roy Halladay no-hitter

OK, this Jaime Edmondson thing is officially out of control. I've gotten more e-mails about Jaime than any other woman who has ever been in Hot Clicks. And I haven't been able to keep up with the e-mail that's come in this week, so this has to end sooner or later. The pleas from Hot Clicks Nation to feature Jaime all week have been passionate, heartfelt and creative. If you need proof, just read this gem that came in early this morning:

Doing It For 'Doc'

Jaime Edmondson :: TheSmokingJacket.com

Listen up, Jimmy. I say Jamie Edmondson gets the whole week because let's face it, you've done the hat trick so let's have her storm the field and just have this week forever known as the week one miraculously built woman single-handedly brought the loyal readers of Hot Clicks to their knees. What if I had stopped in the 4th or 5th inning of my gem yesterday? Yeah, pretty sure I wouldn't be enjoying the pub I am today. So, c'mon my man. Do the right thing. Or I'll go find you and no-hit you. Then you'll be sorry.

Sincerely,
Doc Halladay
The Kingdom of the Pitching Gods

A major league game has 14 minutes of action, three more than an NFL game.

Even Less When Roy Halladay Pitches

Hey, iPhone owners, there is a Gus Johnson ringtone app!

Start Downloading!

So, what happens when you throw the second no-hitter in postseason history? (Check out a slew of videos and pics from the historic event here.) Well, for starters, your catcher tries to get very frisky with you. And then people make somewhat disturbing videos, like this one.

Holy Halladay!

Roy Halladay, Carlos Ruiz:: Getty Images

Fliers are circulating around the New Mexico State campus urging all the females to not have sex with any of the football players until they win a game. The Aggies are 0-4 and have been outscored 182-57.

The Ultimate Motivation To Win

In yesterday's P.M. Hot Clicks, I told you about a Cleveland Browns Stadium parking lot that charges fans $5 to walk in and join tailgaters. Matt Brannen, of Houston, tells us that the Texans make fans buy tickets to tailgate.

Fans Screwed Again

Since C.J. Wilson is starting for the Texas Rangers today, you should really read this Q&A I did with him earlier this week.

Cheap Plug

Nate Robinson and Rajon Rondo tackle Shaq in a hotel lobby. That is all. (Thanks to Brett, of Brooklyn Park, Minn., for the video.)

Sports Video Of The Day

It's always bad when a producer's mic is on and he doesn't know it. It's even worse when he's screaming and cursing. (Warning: F-bomb is used a couple of times.)

News Blooper Video Of The Day

I can't make any of the jokes I want to make because I'll get in trouble, so you just have to watch this video without any explanation.

Bizarre Toy Video Of The Day