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Jimmy asked me to fill in today while he gorges on leftover turkey, and convinces himself that Derek Jeter isn't greedy. In NFL news, Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson destroyed Titans cornerback Cortland Finnegan with his performance (9 catches, 56 yards, one touchdown) and his fists ... Down 17-6 at halftime, Giants defensive end Justin Tuck gave his own version of Al Pacino's inch-by-inch speech and the G-Men responded with a 24-20 victory ... Browns running back Peyton Hillisand Patriots running back BenJarvus Green-Ellis proved that they've been hitting the weight room ... You have to feel bad for Bills receiver Steve Johnson, who dropped a game-winning touchdown pass, then blamed a higher power for the miscue. Esquire caught up with a Bills cheerleader to discuss the heartbreaking loss. If that didn't cheer up Bills fans, here are some photos of the Buffalo Jills.
Buffalo Jills :: Ed Wolfstein/Icon SMI
As mentioned above, Cortland Finnegan got his you-know-what handed to him by Andre Johnson. Let's hope that doesn't impact his singing career.
Another Side of Cortland
Kyle Brotzman's kicking cost Boise State a shot at the national championship, but he has this Facebook page to console him ... Oklahoma State's Brodrick Brown and Shaun Lewis teamed up for the best interception of the season ... Jon Gruden was rumored to be Miami's next coach for a few hours, but then squashed it with this press release ... Here's video of a two-year-old boy falling from the stands during the UCLA-Arizona game. Thankfully, the injuries do not appear to be serious.
College Football Roundup
I'm not sure what to say about Leslie Nielsen's death. He was a comic genius whose work speaks for itself. BroBible has a solid collection of Nielsen's funniest scenes from Airplane and The Naked Gun trilogy.
Goodbye to a Legend
Leslie Nielsen :: ABC Photo Archives/Getty Images
I have nothing but great things to say about the students at Maryland who started a competitive eating team.
Can We Make This an Official NCAA Sport?
Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz spent some quality beach time together in Miami ... Nets forrward Kris Humphriesmay be dating Kim Kardashian ... Antoine Walker may be planning a comeback, but would have to start in the D-League.
This ad featuring Michael Jordan mocking LeBron's "What Should I Do?" commercial came out last week and is pretty much the greatest thing I've ever seen. Then I learned it's fake. Nonetheless, it's tremendous and some ad agency should hire whoever produced it.
LeBron Video Of The Day I
On the other hand, this somewhat angry chest bump LeBron gave to Heat coach Erik Spoelstra during Saturday's game against Dallas is not fake. Nor is this one James gave former coach Mike Brown.
LeBron Video Of The Day II
Marge gets into a catfight with "Brickyard Bimbo" Danica Patrick.
Simpsons Video Of The Day