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The Portland Timbers made their MLS home debut last night. The team features "mascot" Timber Joey, who wields a chainsaw and slices a log after every goal. Call me a cynic, but why do I think this is a lawsuit waiting to happen? There was another notable occurence from Portland's 4-2 win against Chicago. The entire crowd sang the national anthem to make for a very cool moment.

This Won't End Well

Portland Timbers :: AP has gathered the 22 funniest videos from the hockey season.

Video Compilation No. 1 gives you the most embarrassing moments in sports history.

Video Compilation No. 2

Yes, actress Chrishell Stause received this honor a few months ago. But since her soap opera, All My Children, got cancelled yesterday, I'm naming her the LLOD again in hopes that it will cheer her up and make another show realize they should hire her.

Lovely Lady Of The Day

Chrishell Stause :: Jesse Grant/Getty Images

Hornets guard Chris Paul prepared for the team's upcoming playoff series against the Lakers by getting a lap dance from singer Nicki Minaj last night.

Chris In Concert

This politically incorrect version of Hollywood Squares (with NBA postseason stars) will make you laugh.

Speaking Of The NBA Playoffs...

Tom Brady will host a private discussion and Q&A for fans on April 29 in New York City. The promotion is open to all fans over 18. You can enter via Under Armor's Facebook page.

Talk To Tom

Model Kate Upton became an Internet sensation when she was featured in the 2011 SI Swimsuit issue. Things went to another level two weeks ago when a video of her doing "the Dougie" at a basketball game went viral. Of course, with the fame, comes gossip items linking her name to Kanye West. Upton and I discussed all of these things and more (including the racy opening to her website, on the latest edition of the Hot Clicks podcast, which you can listen to below or on iTunes.

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Via comes video of Bruins announcer Joe Haggerty pushing a frisky Canadiens fan out of the way during a live shot.

Sports Video Of The Day

This will help you get pumped for the playoffs.

NBA Video Of The Day

Fellas, if you have to give a best man speech, you might want to consider going with something like this. (Thanks to Josh Feldman, of Queens, N.Y., for the link.)

Best Man Video Of The Day