Tale of the Tape: Appalachian St. vs. Dodgeball's Average Joe's

Tale of the Tape
SI.com's Cory McCartney sizes up two teams who pulled off unthinkable victories.
Appalachian State
Dodgeball's Average Joe's
Michigan Globo-Gym's Purple Cobras
Coached By
Jerry Moore Patches O'Houlihan
Star Player
Armanti Edwards Peter LaFleur
Network You Don't Have They Appeared On
Big Ten Network ESPN 8 "The Ocho"
Used To Play In
Plain helmets S&M gear
Odds Of Them Winning
Were so overmatched that Las Vegas sports books didn't set line. 50-to-1
Stunning Win Overshadowed
No-hitter by Red Sox's rookie Clay Buchholz Cameos by Chuck Norris and David Hasselhoff
Roster Contains
A Jim Bob and a CoCo A pirate
Victory Resulted In
Wolverines falling out of AP poll Saving gym and White Goodman getting fat
Obligatory Eye Candy
Cheerleaders Kate Veatch
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