Michael Beasley will be the Bart Simpson of the NBA. :: AP
Last week, we brought you The Angry T's mock baseball draft featuring movie characters. Today, we bring you The Bleacher Report's mock NBA draft, in which each of the presumed top 10 picks is cast as a sitcom character. We think Brooke Lopez got shafted just a bit. Sure, he's smart, and sure, he likes Disney ... but casting him as Steve Urkel? That's just cold.
Where Does Your Team Rank?
In case you missed it, The New York Times' sports blog The Quad is ranking every Football Championship Subdivision team. Today's post is No. 79 Central Florida, but why not start from the beginning with No. 120 Western Kentucky.
The History of Porn
If you're free this weekend, why not head to Boston's Good Vibrations porn shop for "Beyond Boogie Nights," a History of Porn event. Bonus: the event is free (provided, of course, you make it through the evening without picking up some GV merchandise).
Hulk Hogan says it's God's will that his son Nick's friend John ended up in a vegetative comma after Nick's car crash.
Today in Hot Clicks
Minnilo and Milano confuse Jeff Van Gundy ... Lasorda doesn't know Nicole Richie ... Office story ... Iron Man vs. Iron Man ... Sports' Benedict Arnolds ... Video: Two Kobe clips ... Be careful at the beach.
Because really, there isn't enough Flugtag in any of our lives.
Meet the Col-Pop
It's soda. It's chicken. It's OK to be afraid (and secretly excited).
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