Tampa Bay Rays vs. "Cleveland Indians": Tale of the Tape

Tale of the Tape
Extra Mustard's Paul Tinelli sizes up two terrible teams that became great.
Tampa Bay Rays
"Cleveland Indians"
Speedy Centerfielders
B.J. Upton Willie Mays Hayes
People Who Didn't Give Them a Chance
Everyone Their owner
Regular Season Nemesis
New York Yankees New York Yankees
Stabilizing Veteran
Troy Percival Jake Taylor
Helped Team Unity
Got Mohawks Taking clothes off their owner
Great Glasses
Joe Maddon Ricky Vaughn
Team Name
Shorter than it used to be Politically incorrect
Just a Bit?
Better than everyone thinks Outside
Home Stadium
Isn't really great Isn't really theirs
Famous Fan
Dick Vitale Lynn Wells (Rene Russo)
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