Tale of the Tape

Tale of the Tape
SI.com's Cory McCartney sizes up two stars attempting to make comebacks.
Britney Spears
Donovan McNabb
Coming Back From
One PR disaster after another Knee surgery
Initial Impression
Zombie-like performance to open MTV's Video Music Awards. Was 15-of-33 for 184 yards, TD, INT in opening loss.
First Opened Eyes
On The New Mickey Mouse Club At Syracuse
Previous Greatest Hits
Hit Me Baby, One More Time, driving with her infant son unrestrained on her lap. Three straight NFC title games, Super Bowl XXIX appearance.
Worst Partnership
K-Fed T.O.
Hair Don't
Going bald Going Buckwheat
Spears Song That Best Describes Them
Toxic, for more reasons than this space allows. Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know, for his shock in the drafting of Kevin Kolb.
Self-Designed Clothing Line
Has baby line in works called "Babies Are Rock And Roll." Super-Five
Latest Key Hookup
Illusionist Criss Angel Jason Avant for 9-yard TD vs. Packers
Attention-Grabbing Family Member
Sister Jamie Lynn, 16-year-old star of Zoey 101, who is allegedly pregnant. Mom Wilma, star of Campbell Soup ads and Saturday Night Live fodder.
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