Tale of the Tape: Bruno vs Cleveland Cavaliers

Tale of the Tape
SI.com's Cory McCartney sizes up a character and a team with high shock value.
Cleveland Cavaliers
Shocking Moment
MTV Movie Awards entrance Ousted by Magic in East finals
Previous Uncomfortable Moment(s)
Anything from The Ali G Show Jordan over Ehlo
Fashion Sense
Animal print Alternate jerseys
Baron Cohen Pavlovic
Star They Left Irate
Eminem LeBron James
Next Project
July 10 movie release Keeping LeBron
$42 million (movie budget) $91.6 million (payroll)
Testament To
Baron Cohen's ability to never break character The depths of Cleveland's heartache
Excessively Hairy Guy They Tangled With
Azmat Stan Van Gundy
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