By now, you've likely seen the ads for the soon-to-be released movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall with slogans such as "You do look fat in those jeans Sarah Marshall" and "My Mom always hated you Sarah Marshall." Kinda funny, unless you're Texas Christian University senior Sarah Marshall and people are calling you every 10 seconds to make sure you're OK.
Tommy Bowden's Mildly Disturbing Comments
We're not passing any judgment -- we just want to point you toward Clemson coach Tommy Bowden's comments about freshman Kyle Parker, a two-sport athlete who is tearing it up for the Tigers baseball squad.
An overzealous security guard at Florida State called police when they found a suspicious looking suitcase in a parking garage with the label "A. Bomb" on it. Turns out the suitcase belonged to a 17-year-old high school student whose nickname is A. Bomb. We applaud this security guard, as anything that could potentially harm the lovely Alyssa needs to be taken seriously.
Very Disturbing Arrest of the Day
This has nothing to do with college, but this story just amazed us. A man in Boulder, Colo. was arrested on Thursday after police said he crashed a memorial service, grabbed the breast of the deceased woman's sister and showed her mother pornographic pictures.
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