A Keene State student tried to navigate a dam ... in a kiddie pool. Mission unaccomplished. He had to be rescued after getting caught in a current. According to his mother, "He does stupid stuff all the time."
WADA's After Cheerleaders
And ban members. And speech-club members. And pretty much anything teen-aged to walk near Whitefish High School is Montana. All are possibly going to be subject to random drug tests. Seriously, the cheerleaders?
Draft Day Games
Two days, seven rounds and 250-something freakin' draft picks. Seriously, spare use the torture. After the first 10 or so (and maybe a little further down the line for the Brady Quinns), the glory of proving your mock draft expert completely wrong has been fulfilled. To fill in the other day-and-a-half, try these time-fillers.
March Madness may officially be over, but there's no reason why we can't look back at the best of the best from this year's tourney.
Steve Nash's Clone (almost)
So sad, it really is. Jimmy Clausen's got a case of (gasp!) male-pattern baldness. But he's persevering and is determined to grow his remaining locks. You know, "the hurricane head" with the eye of the storm and total mayhem around it.
Pop Culture Nugget
Hayden Panettiere thinks Paris Hilton isn't as moronic as 99 percent of the world thinks.
How do you think the Demon Deacons became ACC champs in '06? Duh.
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