Kevin Costner, Kaitlin Olson and Kelsi Metzler. :: Jordan Strauss, Mark Mainz/Getty Images; Bruce Yeung
In an effort to raise $20 million for its new baseball park, Oregon coach George Horton asked his old friend Kevin Costner (and his band, Modern West) to play a fundraiser. SIOC has one major problem with this plan -- no college students care about Costner. Instead, we suggest an event with former Duck Kaitlin Olson from the underrated It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia or a charity date auction with Kelsi Metzler and the rest of the Ducks cheer squad. Better yet, why not just have Phil Knight pay for it?
Little Carroll Gets Feisty
When we arrived at work this morning, we didn't even know Pete Carroll had a son, much less a son named Brennan who is an assistant coach with the Trojans ... and the owner of a rather filthy mouth.