It's not quite Skull and Bones, but if you're a select Texas A&M booster (with an extra $1200 to spend), you can receive Dennis Franchione's super-duper top-secret newsletter with detailed information about injuries and the coach's unfiltered assessments of his players.
Lou the Motivator
We find Lou Holtz amusing, in sort of a "quirky-uncle-you-see-once-a-year" type of way, but don't hire him to give your team a pep talk. Unless you want them to lose, of course.
Hannah the Dancer
We thought college students who "danced" to help pay their tuition only happened on Cinemax and certain adult Web sites. But as Hannah, a Texas Tech sophomore and part-time stripper, tells The Daily Toreador, it's "just a supplement to my lifestyle."
Dazed and Confused
Phish perform the national anthem at UVM's Patrick Gymnasium. :: AP
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Poor Notre Dame Fans
We think "Notre Dame sucks" jokes are getting old, but we couldn't let this fan's plea to leave Notre Dame alone go unnoticed.
Michigan Needs a New Carr
This is a couple weeks old, but still hilarious. This Michigan fan doesn't like Lloyd Carr.
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