Poor Brady Quinn. His beloved Fighting Irish are 1-7, he has yet to take a snap as an NFL quarterback and was forced to wear a USC jersey as a result of a lost bet with Trojan alum Rodney Peete. At least he didn't dress up as one of the Village People during a wedding last year. Oh wait.
It's All In The Name
The Extrapolater runs down the list of best porn names among Big Ten football players. Our three favorites -- Marvin McNutt (QB, Iowa), Kirk DeCremer (DL, Wisconsin), Clint Huntrods (LS, Iowa).
Lou Holtz had a lot to say about Nebraska in his weekly pep talk. :: AP
Everyone has been poking fun at Lou Holtz and his "pep talk" segment on ESPN, but we love it. Who else could get away with comparing major social issues (racism, sexism) with the plight of Nebraska's football program?
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Paris Hilton's first major philanthropic effort (remember her post-prison vow to be more charitable) -- a planned trip to Rwanda -- has been postponed.