April 15, 2011
This Won't End Well
Portland Timbers :: AP

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The Portland Timbers made their MLS home debut last night. The team features "mascot" Timber Joey, who wields a chainsaw and slices a log after every goal. Call me a cynic, but why do I think this is a lawsuit waiting to happen? There was another notable occurence from Portland's 4-2 win against Chicago. The entire crowd sang the national anthem to make for a very cool moment.
Video Compilation No. 1
SportsPickle.com has gathered the 22 funniest videos from the hockey season.
Video Compilation No. 2
AthlonSports.com gives you the most embarrassing moments in sports history.
Lovely Lady Of The Day
Chrishell Stause :: Jesse Grant/Getty Images
Yes, actress Chrishell Stause received this honor a few months ago. But since her soap opera, All My Children, got cancelled yesterday, I'm naming her the LLOD again in hopes that it will cheer her up and make another show realize they should hire her.
Chris In Concert
Hornets guard Chris Paul prepared for the team's upcoming playoff series against the Lakers by getting a lap dance from singer Nicki Minaj last night.
Speaking Of The NBA Playoffs...
This politically incorrect version of Hollywood Squares (with NBA postseason stars) will make you laugh.
Talk To Tom
Tom Brady will host a private discussion and Q&A for fans on April 29 in New York City. The promotion is open to all fans over 18. You can enter via Under Armor's Facebook page.
The Hot Clicks Podcast
Model Kate Upton became an Internet sensation when she was featured in the 2011 SI Swimsuit issue. Things went to another level two weeks ago when a video of her doing "the Dougie" at a basketball game went viral. Of course, with the fame, comes gossip items linking her name to Kanye West. Upton and I discussed all of these things and more (including the racy opening to her website, KateUpton.com) on the latest edition of the Hot Clicks podcast, which you can listen to below or on iTunes.

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Sports Video Of The Day
Via TedWilliamsHead.com comes video of Bruins announcer Joe Haggerty pushing a frisky Canadiens fan out of the way during a live shot.

NBA Video Of The Day
This will help you get pumped for the playoffs.

Best Man Video Of The Day
Fellas, if you have to give a best man speech, you might want to consider going with something like this. (Thanks to Josh Feldman, of Queens, N.Y., for the link.)

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