Tale of the Tape: Sidney Crosby vs. Harry Potter

Tale of the Tape
SI.com's Cory McCartney pits the Penguins' whiz kid against Hogwarts' kid wizard.
Sidney Crosby
Harry Potter
Also Known As
The Next One, Baby Legs, Sid the Kid -- and Darryl. Yes, Darryl.The Boy Who Lived
Plays Games
In an iglooAt a castle
No. 1 by the Penguins in 2005By a hat
Stick of Choice
Sher-Wood MomentumFirebolt -- and a wand
Sorta Looks Like
SNL's Andy SambergThe lady from The Weakest Link
Distinguishing Characteristic
Lightning-quick shotLightning-shaped scar
Ill-Advised Shirtless Moment For
GQ A horse
Alexander OvechkinLord, er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
Feasts On
Bewildererd goaliesBertie Botts Every Flavor Beans
Manages To Make
Americans watch hockeyAmericans read
Biggest Obstacle
Living up to expectationsLord, er (I'd better watch that), He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named -- and puberty.
Very Hairy Contemporary
Scott NiedermayerHagrid

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