August 27, 2009
Tale of the Tape
SI.com's Cory McCartney sizes up two stars that just won't go away.
 
Heidi Montag
Brett Favre
Wish They'd Just
Disappear Disappear
Recent Inexcusable Move
Miss Universe "performance" Joined Vikings
Talent
Indiscernible Future Hall of Famer
Enabler
Spencer Pratt Brad Childress
New View
Appeared in Playboy Creating a "schism" in Minnesota
Biggest Enemy
Lauren Conrad Retirement
Fueled By
Michael Jackson juice? Fountain of Youth?
Animal "Cruelty"
Zebra print obsession Goatwith No. 4 shaved into it
 

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