Only in the sports blogosphere would someone be creative enough to use Eliot Spitzer's title as "Client No. 9" as a way to "check out the other pros who've worn No. 9 when it came time to score."
Vegas Watch explains just how impossible it is for someone to pick a perfect bracket.
Shocker! Bob Costas Is Smug!
So, last week, Bob Costas called bloggers "pathetic, get-a-life losers." We weren't surprised at all because Costas always came off as the type of guy who thinks he's a much better human being than the viewer he talks down to. But then Costas called Deadspin to clarify his comments, which showed just how out of touch he is because he thinks The Onion is a blog.
A reader named Joe Bob, who provided no hometown, sends us this highly amusing video compilation of a very animated high school basketball coach from West Va. What makes the clip even better is Kung Foo Fighting as the background music.
Dane Cook = Not funny in any way, shape or form. Dane Cook's gyrations (while you can't hear his "jokes") set to the tune of Vogue = funny. (Thanks to Matt in Boston for sending us the link.)
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