Justin Miller enjoyed himself at the 2007 Pro Bowl in Hawaii.:: Kirby Lee/WireImage
Commissioner Goodell couldn't have enjoyed the weekend. On Thursday, Bengals LB A.J. Nicholson was charged with misdemeanor assault after reportedly punching his girlfriend in the eye. On Sunday, Broncos WR David Kircus was identified as "a person of interest" in a late-night assault outside Denver. On that same night, Jets pro bowler Justin Miller was arrested and charged with third-degree assault after a fight at a New York City nightclub.
As the Phillies close in on their 10,000th loss (the franchise currently sit at 9,978), longtime Philadelphia writer Bill Conlin chimes in with his all-time worst Phillies team.
Gomes the Great
Jonny Gomes, meet Vince McMahon. During The Legends of Wrestling Night at Tropicana Field after Friday's D-Rays-Marlins game, Gomes tossed a garbage can to former WWE star Brian Knobs which helped earn Knobs' Nasty Boys a victory.
Where is Tommy Tutone?
You've heard the song 867-5309/Jenny, but did you know that a plumber in Rhode Island is suing so he can claim that number as his own?
Unluck of the Irish
For Celtics fans hoping Tuesday's draft lottery turns the struggling franchise around, let me douse you with cold water in the form of this excellent piece about the Celtics' woeful track record in the lottery.
One of the dumbest ideas of the 20th century, brought to you by the Fonz.
The Original Jump of the Shark
Since Fonzie is on our mind, we present the original "jump the shark" moment from Happy Days.
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