While Tom Brady, Derek Jeter and Tony Romo generate all the headlines for their love lives, Mister Irrelevant points out that Nationals pitcher John Patterson deserves some props, as well. Patterson is about to tie the knot with Miss DC '05, Shannon Schambeau.
Paps Does Late Night
If you have nine minutes to spare, you can watch Jonathan Papelbon's appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman, where the Sox closer danced a little jig, dropped an M-F bomb and did a David Ortiz imitation. (Thanks to Melissa for sending in the link.)
While a lot of folks are ripping A-Rod these days, The Onion gives us a reason why the superstar should be congratulated.
The All-Eva Longoria Team
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Since camera shots of Eva Longoria during an NBA game were back in full force Tuesday night, The Angry T has decided to pit sports wives/girlfriends against one other to determine the All-Eva Longoria team. One of the many intriguing battles pits Jeff Gordon's wife, Ingrid Vandebosch (above) against Jimmie Johnson's wife, Chandra.
Many thanks to reader Zach in Fort Collins, Colo., for introducing us to a new blog, 15 Minute Lunch. Zach sent us a link to this post, that takes an in-depth look at a 1977 JC Penney catalog. Believe us, it's much funnier than it sounds. Also check out the blog's most recent post about a new exercise machine that acts as a double for something else. (Warning: Links contain strong language.)
The 10 Dumbest Questions in Song Lyric History
The list comes via Cracked.com and starts off with this gem from the Black Eyed Peas: What you gon' do with all that junk?/All that junk inside your trunk?
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