Tale of the Tape: Joe Torre vs. Suzanne Somers

Tale of the Tape
Extra Mustard's Paul Tinelli sizes up two stars who were impossible to replace.
Joe Torre
Suzanne Somers
Never The Same After They Left
New York Yankees Three's Company
Benefitted From Their Untimely Departure
Los Angeles Dodgers People Who Wanted To Strengthen Their Thighs
Tried To Replace Them
Joe Girardi Jenilee Harrison, Priscilla Barnes
Looked Best In
Pinstripes Short shorts
Was Loved The Most By
New York fans Jack Tripper
Had A Grumpy
Owner Landlord
Terry Francona Janet Wood
Was Glad To Get Away From
New York Media Larry Dallas
Went On To Work With
Manny Ramirez Patrick Duffy
Favorite Crazy Don
Zimmer Knots
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