Chad Johnson vs. Prince: Tale of the Tape

Tale of the Tape
Extra Mustard's Paul Tinelli sizes up two famous stars who changed their name.
Chad Johnson
Name Changed To
Chad Javon Ocho Cinco Unpronounceable Symbol
Has Worked With
The Bengals The Bangles
Fashion Statement
Blonde Mohawk Pants with the butt cut out of them
Regrettable Moment
Claiming he can swim faster than Michael Phelps "Batdance"
In the End Zone Like it's 1999
Works Well With
Carson Palmer Sheila E.
Tops The List Of
Showboats Sexiest Vegans
Teeth Records
Plays Better?
On Artificial Turf With the Revolution
Covered By
Champ Bailey Tom Jones
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