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According to today's New York Post, Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez has been spending a lot of time with SI Swimsuit model Kate Upton. This piece of news led to the Post showing off its oh-so-clever headline skills.
Tweet No. 1: "Just found glow in the dark s--- tickets online. Christmas present to myself. #Twooping in the dark"
SI.com: Did you actually buy the glow-in-the-dark toilet paper?
BizNasty: No, because I got to thinking that $6 for a roll of toilet paper is pretty expensive. Also, I don't know what kind of chemicals are used to make things glow in the dark, but I'm guessing it wouldn't be good for your ass. Normally, I don't think things through that much, but I got a couple of tweets and they got me thinking. I think I made a wise choice.
Tweet No. 2: "Having a bad Sunday guys? Follow @iLikeBabesDaily and cheer up fellas. #HappyHolidays. It's the gift that keeps on giving."
SI.com: What's so great about @ILikeBabesDaily?
BizNasty: Well, I got tweets from people telling me @ILikeGirls is better than @ILikeBabes, but on @ILikeGirls sometimes there are tweets without pictures. @ILikeBabes is strictly pictures. There's no bull----. Everytime you get a tweet from them, it's a hot woman.
Tweet No. 3: "Big news for the Phoenix Coyotes game tomorrow. With the money saucehockey.com and I raised from the homeless t shirt sales, I am able to bring 100 people from @CASS_AZ homeless shelter to our game against the Ducks. Thanks to everyone who supported my cause."
SI.com: How did your charitable endeavor go?
BizNasty: It went well. The folks had a good time. It was families from the shelter. They don't get to do stuff like this normally, so it was great to see them enjoy the experience. I plan on doing this every year. We're in a good situation in Phoenix where I can make that happen because we don't draw very well, so we can get cheap tickets.
Tweet No. 4: "I use to own a pair of GAP carpenter jeans. #4thLineConfessions"
SI.com: GAP carpenter jeans are pretty bad. What was your worst fashion faux pas?
BizNasty: When I was a kid, I thought it was cool to wear really, really baggy pants. I'm talking pants that were so wide, they'd cover my shoe. I went through a phase with those for like a year, and I was a complete loser. I thought, the wider the cooler. It wasn't even bell bottoms because the whole jean was wide. Honestly, I don't know how the f--- my parents let me dress like that. Looking back, I would've kicked my own ass, if I could.
Tweet No. 5: "How hot is that girl from the T-Mobile commercials? Who is she? #Rocket"
SI.com: First off, I'm disappointed you don't read Hot Clicks regularly because we did a big feature on Carly Foulkes in May. But what is it about her that you like so much?
BizNasty: I just like her fair skin. I like a classic beauty. I'm not into fake. A lot of people would assume I'm into girls who are trashy, but it's actually the complete opposite. I would never date a girl who is fake looking. I'd like to meet the T-Mobile girl for a drink and see what she's like. I would definitely go on a date with her, for sure. I heard she had a boyfriend, but if she's willing to go on a date, I don't really care about her boyfriend.
Tweet No. 6: "Finally getting a chance to watch the 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Always be prepared. http://pic.twitter.com/8bYNmtKS"
SI.com: Kiehl's? Really? And what did you think of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show?
Bissonnette: I actually don't use Kiehl's [for that act.] It was just a joke. I just thought it would be funny, but I got a little worried after I tweeted it and thought maybe PR would call me. So that's why I followed it up with the line about having a cold and dry legs. I only watched some clips on YouTube. From what I saw, it was awesome. I like how they incorporate new girls every year and try to keep it fresh. Everyone's always intrigued by new girls.
Question: During my recent podcast with Charles Barkley, he revealed the names of his two dogs. What are they?
UPDATE, 12:33: Contest is over. Congrats to Sahil Sheth, Scott Hord and Matthew Peluso. Answer was Mango and Yoo-Hoo.