The only thing funnier than a pitcher doing a postgame interview with gauze shoved up his bloody nose is said pitcher casually dropping an f-bomb. (Thanks to Joshua Serrano, of Corona, Calif., for the link.)
There have been a lot of fights lately. Let's see if I can recap the good ones. Raul Ibanez fought a blogger, which turned into the mainstream media fighting the blogger. The Orioles had a fight with spell check. Jonathan Papelbon had to fight himself to stay awake during Boston's win over the Yankees on Tuesday night. Danny DeVito fought to stay sober during a morning talk show appearance. And David Letterman is fighting with Sarah Palin.
Chad Johnson :: Via Chad Johnson's Twitter page
UPDATE, 2:21 p.m. -- The tattoos are fake. Via Johnson's Twittter: "The entire twitt world and media outlets got punked, that was my twitt joke from yesterday, they follow I'll have fun with it."
In honor of The Hangover, Writing the Pine had its writers come up with the three athletes they'd invite to join them on a Vegas road trip.
No need for me to say anything. (Thanks to Tim Stuby, of Vancouver, British Columbia, for the link.)
Xavier, of Chula Vista, Calif., sends in this funny clip of USC safety Taylor Mays having some fun with the USC Song Girls.