Tale of the Tape: March Madness vs. The Prom

Tale of the Tape
SI.com's Cory McCartney sizes up a couple of big dances.
NCAA tourney
Takes Place
On a basketball court On a basketball court made to look like some variation of Paris, a Hawaiian luau or an under sea theme.
Awkward Beginning
Acting like you're interested in the play-in game. Everyone standing around waiting for someone to be the first to dance.
Slow Jam
One Shining Moment Wonderful Tonight, I Swear
Typical Attire
Jersey, shorts Tux, dress
Coach Teachers, parents
Anyone can be upset It's the biggest night of your life
Overshadowed Sibling
NIT Homecoming
Is ...
What college football fans are pining for The end of every teen comedy
The national champ King and queen
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