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Joe Sports Fan found the beer vendor who has the best pipes in the game. Meanwhile, Red Sox Monster found a Boston fan who drank beer from a sneaker over the weekend. His mom must be so proud.
Last week's People magazine featured a Saved By the Bell reunion. Reports say Screech was missing because the other cast members "were not comfortable with including him." But where was Mr. Belding? Well, if you're in the West Virginia area Friday, you can tell Mr. Belding you miss him, because he will be making an appearance at the West Virginia Power (Pittsburgh Pirates Class A affiliate) game as part of "Back to School Night." (Thanks to RP, of Charleston, W. Va., for the link.)
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Alex Ovechkin recently did an interview with a Russian TV show in which he touched on a wide range of topics, including the difference between Russian women and American women and whether it's good to, um, be physical with someone before a game.
After all of the nonsense, Nike has NOW decided to give the confiscated tapes back to the journalists who shot the original footage.
The e-mails have been coming in fast and furious. Chris Simmonds, of Abingdon, Md. (Unbelievable. A Snuggie for dogs. Video, too."), Jason, of Queens, N.Y. ("The Snuggie craze isn't over yet!"), Tim, of Seaford, N.Y. ("So now they have a Snuggie for dogs. No joke."), Charles Park, of Houston ("This is 100 percent your fault. Nice going, Jimmy."), and Dave Shuck, of Denver ("Are you serious?"), all alerted me to this.
Matt Stumpf, of Palm Harbor, Fla., says, "All first-year members of the renowned Dartmouth College Varsity Men's Swimming and Diving team must complete a grueling foray of bravado and cavemanhood into the ultimate realm of manliness: no facial shaving for two months. Being 50 percent Italian, 50 percent Greek and 100 percent hairy, I decided to document daily what I knew would be an epic beard. I present it here to the tune of O Fortuna by Carl Orff. Please enjoy responsibly and consider thoughtfully." Folks, you gotta stick around until the end.
Biz Markie's Just A Friend gets the literal treatment.