"And The Fart Goes Four Deep"
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Those were the words uttered by TNT's Shaquille O'Neal last night as he reached his high point as an NBA analyst by describing what happened when someone on the Heat bench let one rip.
Doesn't Get Cuter Than ThisHot Clicks has featured its share of videos of fans/streakers running onto the field during action. Normally, we like these because they end with security leveling the fan/streaker. However, there was none of this at Cellular Field yesterday. In fact, White Sox outfielder Dayan Viciedo actually picked up the perpetrator and carried him back to his seat.
A Fall And A FightCapitals forward Alex Ovechkin assisted on what turned out to be the winning goal in Washington's 2-1 win over Boston last night. However, we're going to focus on the fact that he also fell on his butt while trying to climb over the bench. In other hockey matters from last night, Hot Clicks favorite Paul "BizNasty" Bissonnette was ejected from the Coyotes game against the Blackhawks for not having his jersey tied down after he got in a fight with Brandon Bollig, who pulled off a sweet eye gouge during the tussle.
Yup, She Plays The Viagra CardActress Gabrielle Union told Conan O'Brien that boyfriend Dwyane Wade has banned her from sitting courtside because she heckles Wade, the Heat opponents, and the refs.
Minor League Promotion Of The DayThe Fort Myers Miracle (single-A affiliate of the Twins) gave away free tickets last night to anyone who threw a pitch faster than Jamie Moyer.
Giveaway Of The Day
Emmy Rossum :: David Becker/Getty ImagesIn honor of the Yankees and Red Sox celebrating the 100th anniversary of Fenway Park today, I have the above headphones to give away, courtesy of BiGR Audio. Now, if you're one of the many Yankee and Red Sox haters out there, don't fret. Hot Clicks will be giving away headphones from a variety of MLB teams (which you can check out here) throughout the season. As for today, the first Yankees fan to tell me who this is wins the Yankee headphones and the first Red Sox fan who tells me who this is wins the Red Sox headphones.
UPDATE: Contest is over. Ryan Baucom won the Yankee headphones and Clay Paciorek won the Red Sox headphones. The Yankee was Sam Militello and the Red Sox was Joe Sambito.
Sports Video Of The DayIs the NHL too violent? NMA.tv tackles that important question.
Jimmy Kimmel Video Of The DayNews anchors now know they're going to be part of This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.