Nichole Hiltz :: Courtesy of Stuff
Tomorrow marks the start of August and the fantasy football rush. We'll leave the projections to the Jay Clemons of the world, but the Mac Bros. really hit one out of the ballpark with this list of personalities at every fantasy football draft. We beg you not to be a Confusionist or Overachiever. But there's nothing wrong with being a Favorite-Team Guy -- how else will I justify taking Tom Brady, Randy Moss and Wes Welker in my first three rounds?
One of our nation's greatest traditions -- UCLA's undie run -- has been canceled. Apparently the idea of 10,000 half-naked students frolicking about the school's campus was too much of a safety risk. All we have now are the memories -- and several awesome photo galleries of past undie runs such as this one, this one, this one and this one.
Seinfeld cast :: Courtesy of HBO
Good news, Seinfeld fans. Curb Your Enthusiasm returns on Sept. 20, and this season's plot will find Larry trying to assemble a reunion of the hit show he helped create. Expect to not only see George, Elaine and Kramer, but also Newman, Kenny Bania and other characters who made the show so great. Let's just hope they can escape the wrath of Lakers coach Phil Jackson, who gave Jonah Hill a tongue lashing during the taping of a 'Curb' episode.
The Sporting News followed up their list of 50 greatest coaches with their choices for worst coaches ever. And yes, Isiah Thomas is involved.
Jimmy reported yesterday that Saved by the Bell cast has been reunited on the cover of People this week. Two things struck out at us about the story. One, Screech is MIA and as the magazine explains, he "is no longer close with the castmates." I'm guessing this has something to do with the porn he made a couple years back. Two, I am glad everyone is forgetting that terrible season with Tori, the biker chick who replaced Kelly Kapowski toward the end of the show's run.
An impressive tribute to the fallen Taco Bell chihuahua. (Thanks to Matt Fair of Gulf Stream, Fla. for the link.)
Since you are wondering, monkeys do swim. Just not sure why someone would let them in a swimming pool.