Barack Obama vs. Mike Singletary: Tale of the Tape

Tale of the Tape
Extra Mustard's Paul Tinelli looks at two guys taking on extremely difficult jobs.
Barack Obama
Mike Singletary
Difficult New Job
President of the United States Head coach of the 49ers
Daunting Figure To Overcome
Federal deficit of $10,573,315,114,880.22 20-52 record since 2004
Spread His Message
Through an army of volunteers By pulling down his pants
Defining Feature
Big ears Big eyes
Former Job In Chicago
Lawyer Linebacker
Famous Dancing Performance
On Ellen Super Bowl Shuffle
Needs to Fix
Broken economy Broken franchise
Speeches Press conferences
Fiery Old Pal
Joe Biden Mike Ditka
Person Who Tried To Battle Him
Joe The Plumber Vernon Davis
No. 1 Fan
Obama Girl Bill Swerski's Superfans
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