The Pop Culture Grid

How do sports stars fit in? Sports figure I'm dying to see in action Most ridiculous tattoo you've seen Jimmy Fallon replacing Conan should be... Language I'm dying to learn Favorite pickup line

Aaron Rowand
Giants CF
Shaquille O'Neal Justin Miller's I LOVE BILLY KOCH on his [butt] Awesome Spanish Hi, What's your name?

Mark Hendrickson
Marlins P
Tiger Woods Justin Miller's whole body Huh? I don't even know who that is French You believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Graham Rahal
IRL Driver
Natalie Gulbis MARIAH on Nick Cannon I watch Letterman Smooth talk Did I tell you that I'm a race car driver?

Casey Kotchman
Angels 1B
Tiger Woods I don't pay attention to that I don't know who either guy is Spanish I don't have enough game to have one
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