The Pop Culture Grid

Athletes in the mix
Kendrick Perkins
Celtics C

Jorge Cantu
Marlins IF

Michael Bourn
Astros CF

Kevin Goldthwaite
Red Bulls D
NATO is... Man, I don't know National Association Transportation Organization On our side North Atlantic Treaty Organization
Celeb I swear I'm related to Rapper Rick Ross Eric Dane [of Grey's Anatomy] Eddie Murphy Any celeb with their own dating show
My most successful pickup line was... "Make your next move your best move." "You know I really, really like you." "What are those 10 digits to make that phone ring?" "You haven't seen my Nobel Prize lying around here, have you?"
_____ is my flavor of the month Fruit Gushers The iPod Touch Kool-Aid Coffee Lover's Delight at Coldstone Creamery
Person I'd most like to write a fan letter to T.I. Will Ferrell Barack Obama The CEOs at AIG and Citibank
Actor you'd watch in anything Martin Lawrence Will Ferrell or Vince Vaughn Denzel Washington Phillip Seymour Hoffman
I just can't stop gazing at It's got to be my little boy (Kendrick Jr.) Renyel Pinto (Marlins reliever). Because he's just so damn stubborn A lady with a sexy swag because it does something to me My teammate Andrew Boyens' blossoming mullet
______ should really be against the law I think nobody in the United States should be able to have a gun Chocolate, man. I love chocolate. I need to stay away from that Cold weather because it changes the day Driving 10 mph below the speed limit in the fast lane
Song playing on my iPod right now Ain't I by Yung L.A. I know you want me by Pit Bull She's Fine by Hurricane Chris Closer by Kings of Leon
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