SI.com's Cory McCartney pits the The Simpsons mischievous star against the Falcons QB.
Often Finds Himself
Also Known As
El Barto, Bartman
Ron Mexico, Ookie
Will Soon Appear
"¡Ay, caramba!," "Don't have a cow, man!, "Eat my shorts!" and "I didn't do it."
Nothing lately, but typically "I didn't do it."
Spikes Are ...
What he makes his living in.
Homer Simpson (above), Seymour Skinner, Moe Szylak and on and on.
Commissioner Roger Goodell (above), Falcons owner Arthur Blank, coach Bobby Petrino and on and on.
Got credit card in dog's name "Santos L. Halper."
Constantly Deals With
Being a sideshow
Low QB rating ... and the reason for that whole Ron Mexico thing.
Getting out of the fourth grade.
Possible jail time, possible fine and a tarnished image.
Milhouse (above), Nelson, Martin and Ralph.
P-Funk, Q, T, brother Marcus and suspect water bottles.
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