Tale of the Tape: Howard Stern vs. Gary Sheffield

Tale of the Tape
SI.com's Cory McCartney sizes up two guys who aren't afraid to speak their minds.
Gary Sheffield
Howard Stern
Is A
Sometimes shocking jock Shock jock
Mouth Gets Him
Fined Paid -- and fined
Has Been Reprimanded By
King Of
Burning bridges All Media
Has Criticized
Joe Torre, Derek Jeter, umpires, almost every team he's played for. Just about everyone
... Serious
He can't be ... Works for ... (Sirius).
Of a mean stick Has them on show
Balls Are
What he blasts What he busts
Thinks A Butt Is
The only place you put steroids. Damn good radio
Has Admitted To
Singing along with William Hung. Not being very well ... you know.
Juice He's Often Linked To
Steroids Beetlejuice
Like a real-life version of
Archie Bunker That dorky guy from Private Parts.
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