Tale of the Tape: Steve Phillips vs. David Letterman

Tale of the Tape
SI.com's Nicki Jhabvala sizes up two cotton-tops who have a thing for flings.
Steve Phillips
David Letterman
Bobby ValentineJay Leno
Disliked By ...
Anyone who watches Sunday Night BaseballSarah Palin fans
Previous job
GM of the MetsWeatherman in Indianapolis
Notable On-Air Disaster

If one wasn't bad enough ...Definitely a higlight ... for everyone.
Too Much Information
Everything related to his recently-revealed affair and extortion attempt. Gross. Nasty images everywhere. Ew.Something about a birth mark.
When things go wrong ...
He'll probably take a leave of absence.He'll tell everyone on air and make us all feel incredibly awkward.
Easy Jabs at A-Rod
Lambasted the third basemen after failing to make him a Met. That's not very nice.Via, perhaps, one of his finest Top 10 Lists.
Karl RavechPaul Schaffer

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