November 30, 2009
Tiger's Thanksgiving Tale
Elin Woods :: L. Cohen/Getty Images


Welcome back, folks. I hope you all had a great holiday weekend. At the least, I hope you all had a better holiday weekend than Tiger Woods. Now, help me out here because I didn't pay much attention to news over the past four days. I just want to be clear about what I'm supposed to believe. From what I can gather, I'm supposed to believe that on Thanksgiving night, at around 2:30 in the morning, Tiger decided to leave his house. (I assume he needed milk or something.). Woods then -- while sober -- crashed his car into a fire hydrant and tree. And then his wife, Elin Nordegren, became a Bond Girl and busted open the back window with a golf club and pulled Woods out. Oh, and all this happened just a couple of days after the National Enquirer and Star reported that Woods cheated on Elin with someone named Rachel Uchitel, who has vehemently denied the allegations. Ya know, I can totally see why Woods keeps avoiding the cops, especially since there's this. Anyway, my take is that we'll never know the true story and exact details of what happened Thanksgiving night. And quite frankly, I don't care. I'm just happy we've been introduced to Uchitel.
NFL Roundup
Jay Cutler was beat up inside the Metrodome and outside the Metrodome yesterday. ... However, Prince didn't seem that into the game. ... The NFL Network caused a stir by airing a Josh McDaniels MF bomb during the Broncos game against the Giants. ... Vince Young's 99-yard drive and 10-yard TD pass with no time left to lead the Titans to a win over the Cardinals is worth watching again.
College Football Roundup
USC decided to run up the score on UCLA after the Bruins called a dumb timeout. OK, fine. But Pete Carroll's reaction to the TD is one of the most absurd and bush league things you'll ever see. ... The highlight of this week's signs from College GameDay was the one that said "Mickey Andrews looks like Turtle." ... BYU quarterback Max Hall ripped pretty much everything about Utah after the Cougars comeback win against the Utes. ... Here was the hit of the weekend.
Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan :: Mark Dadswell/Getty Images
A couple of weeks ago, Hot Clicks posted video of Ric Flair "bloodying" Hulk Hogan at a press conference, which set up a series of matches between the two in Australia. This gallery details the "feud" and features photos from one of their matches. It's kinda depressing to see that two men that age are still cutting themselves open and pulling each other's pants down.
Check out the prank played on a Lakers fan who attended the Bulls-Jazz game on Thanksgiving. The same prank was done by the folks at College Humor a while back, but the bonus in the NBA one is the fan taunting Reggie Miller, who was at courtside.
His Life Seems Halfway Decent
Derek Jeter was named Sports Illustrated's Sportsman of the Year today. More importantly, he just gave Minka Kelly the grand tour of St. Jetersburg.
Inappropriate Smiles
Twitter and billboards don't mix.
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Sports Video Of The Day
And now the Tiger saga has led to this.

Kissing Video Of The Day
Chris Fowler, Jesse Palmer and Craig James were really into this attempted kiss during the Texas-Texas A&M game. (Thanks to Chris Linke, of Jacksonville, Fla., for the link.)

Wrecking Ball Video Of The Day
Amazingly -- AMAZINGLY -- the person in the car escaped with only minor injuries.

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