Tale of the Tape: Joe Torre vs. Joey Tribbiani

Tale of the Tape
SI.com's Cory McCartney sizes up Joes who left New York for L.A.
Joey Tribbiani
Joe Torre
An Italian-American from New York An Italian-American from New York
The field Catcher, third base, first base
Reason For Leaving New York
End of Friends Turned down one-year, $5 million deal
What He Got In L.A.
A spin-off/cancelled A three-year, $13 million deal to manage the Dodgers
Right-Hand 'Friend'
Chandler Bing Don Mattingly
Once Appeared
As Al Pacino's butt double On Sesame Street
Outside Passion
Food and women Thoroughbred horse racing
What He Left Behind in NYC
Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe Six AL East titles, six AL pennants and four World Series titles
Greatest pick-up line ever This rant from Carl of Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Annoying Character He Left Behind
Janice Litman George Steinbrenner
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