Tale of the Tape: Stan Van Gundy vs. Ron Jeremy

Tale of the Tape
SI.com's Cory McCartney sizes up the Magic coach and his lookalike.
Stan Van Gundy
Ron Jeremy
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Body Of Work
Four NBA seasons Over 1,900 "films"
Works In A World Of
Oversized men and scantily-clad women Oversized men and scantily-clad women
Office Apparel
Suits and turtlenecks Nothing
Blurring The Line Between Them
Shaq called him "Ron Jeremy" Recorded promo saying "This is Ron Jeremy, head coach of the Miami Heat and you're watching Jim Rome Is Burning."
Porn 'Stache
Turkoglu nist
Jeremy Film That Best Describes Him
Ball In The Family A Star Is Porn
Animal Connection
Coached the Badgers (Wisconsin) Nicknamed "Hedgehog"
Latest Endeavor
Has Magic are in the second round of the playoffs "Porn: Good or Bad?" debates on campuses
Little Man On His Roster
Jameer Nelson (6-foot) Surreal Life castmate Verne Troyer (2-foot-8)
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