April 23, 2009
Tale of the Tape
SI.com's Cory McCartney sizes up two high-profile beauty contests.
NFL Draft
Miss USA Pageant
Held In
New York City Las Vegas
Mr. Irrelevant Miss Congeniality, Miss Photogenic
Be Careful How You Answer
The Wunderlic Test Questions on gay marriage
Top Pick(s) Get
Hats, jerseys Sash, tiara
Entrants Judged On
Running, bench press, jumping Looking good in a bikini
Formal Wear
Suits Evening gowns
Man Behind It All
Roger Goodell Donald Trump
Weirdly Haired Talking Head
Mel Kiper Jr. Billy Bush
Total Domination
Notre Dame and USC with five No. 1 picks each Texas with nine winners
Famous Runner-Up
Lawrence Taylor, No. 2 pick in 1981 Halle Berry, finished second in 1986

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