Tennessee Titans over the New York Giants. The Giants will fumble the game away, prompting all headlines to say. "Giants shoot themselves in the foot!"
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New York Giants. They're the only team in the league with an actual shotgun offense.
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Brazil. Oh wait, this is "American Football." I guess I'll take the Panthers... they have neat helmets.
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New York Giants. It will be nice to see one of those lovely Manning brothers finally get the television exposure they so richly deserve.
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I'm a Jets fan. That's like asking General Custer, "Who's your favorite Indian?"
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Carolina Panthers. Their cheerleaders are the NFL version of the "Rock of Love" girls. I mean two of their cheerleaders got arrested for having bathroom sex. Can't wait to see what they'll do if the Panthers win the Super Bowl!
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New York Giants. If wardrobe malfunctions make great Super Bowl stories, then a team with players who wear loaded guns inside their sweat pants is a team of true champions.
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New York Giants. The Playoffs are boring. Can't we just have the BCS select the Titans and Giants? Or maybe just the Giants? I'm in a hurry.
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Philadelphia Eagles. Obama's got McNabb and his teammates thinking, "Yes We Can!"
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New York Giants. If they can do it by defeating the Steelers, they will have taken out two of the most annoying fan-bases in back-to-back years!
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I had hoped the Dolphins would win. To finally prove they are smarter than humans.
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Philadelphia Eagles. If they don't win, the fans in the city of Brotherly Love will kill them.
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San Diego Chargers. With an 8-8 regular season record, a Chargers victory would truly be fantasy football.
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The Cardinals will win because they are amazing! It's amazing how they can make 40,000 people be so quiet.
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No One. I'm (still) a big Lions fan. Not Detroit Lions, the one's that ate Christians.
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The Eagles will win and MVP Donovan McNabb will share a bowl of Chunky soup with President Obama at the White House!
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