<b><i>"Read a very inspiring msg from a fan today. "you should do a workout video" girl! I'm already on it!!"(12:13 pm, March 17)</b></i><br><br>Are you going to use Jane Fonda or Kim Kardashian as your source of inspiration?
2 of 8Chris Chavira/ABC via Getty Images
<b><i>"I am having one of those damn lonely moments again damit!! Not even a damn cuddle buddy, my personal life sucks, I shoudve been a golfer"(3:44 am, March 15)</b></i><br><br>No caption necessary.
3 of 8Michelly Rall/WireImage
<b><i>"Tony Kornheiser on cyclists on the road, "run 'em down". Really? Big mistake, Tony." <br><br> "Listening to Tony Kornheiser's comments/rant on ESPN radio re: cyclists. Disgusting, ignorant, foolish. What a complete f-ing idiot."(3:10 am, March 17)<br><br> "...just off the phone w/ Tony Kornheiser who's very sorry 4 his comments re: cyclists. Going on the show 2morrow 2 discuss this w/ him."(3:50 pm, March 18)</b></i><br><br>Crisis, and another timeout for Tony, averted.
4 of 8David Bergman/si
<b><i>"This weather is amazing. I'm about to go jogging in my cowboy boots and speedos"(1:33, March 18)</b></i><br><br>Something tells us it wouldn't be the first time.
5 of 8Joe Scarnici/FilmMagic
<b><i>"Bring cash... They only take cash... No travelers checks for me..."(4:42 pm, March 17)</b></i><br><br>Hmmmm ... where, exactly, are you going?
6 of 8Kevin Mazur/VF1/WireImage
<b><i>"Just rocked it out at Buzz Aldrin's bday party"(1:42 am, March 16) </b></i><br><br>Was there an anti-gravity machine?
7 of 8Andy Lyons/Getty Images
<b><i>"Headed to practice. I like the basketballs we use for this tourney. Real smooth."(12:51, March 18)</b></i><br><br>Now that just doesn't sound right.
8 of 8Peter Read Miller/SI
<b><i>"Dont worry yall.. football will be back b4 u know it"(4:44 pm, March 16)</b></i><br><br>Whew. It's not like it's March Madness or anything.
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