<b><i>"Tom Coughlin wanted Donovan McNabb out of the division!!"(9:59 am, April 5)</b></i> <br><br>A Super Bowl ring and a sense of humor? You're quite a catch, Jeremy.
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<b><i>"Do any of you good people on twitter have an empty aircraft hangar in the LA area I could borrow for a month or so?"(9:38 am, April 1)</b></i> <br><br>Hope @LAX_Official is following you.
3 of 10John W. McDonough/SI
<b><i>"Thank goodness Duke stuck with me through my growing days. Butler hasn't had to stick with [Stevens]. They should hope he sticks with them."</b></i> <br><br>Mike Krzyzewski on Butler basketball coach Brad Stevens.
4 of 10Rod Mar/SI
<b><i>"Getting ready to play the #RedSox again tonight! Whats up Yankee Nation?!?!?!"(12:06 pm, April 5)</b></i> <br><br>Good thing you deleted this tweet, because you play them tomorrow, not tonight.
5 of 10Joe Corrigan/Getty Images
<b><i>"@NHLShanny should start warming up for DWTS, he looks amazing in tights and white tube socks!!"(9:27 am, March 30)</b></i> <br><br>Define "amazing."
6 of 10Lou Capozzola/SI
<b><i>"Hey @seanaverydotcom As a matter of fact, i just signed up for DWTS Portugal! I have a medium to semi-strong fan base there. Wish me luck."(1:21 pm, March 30)</b></i> <br><br>The next thing you'll tell us is Avery loves fashion and interned at Vog -- wait...
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<b><i>"What do you get when you have a Texan, Belgian, Frenchman, Basque, Kazak, Lithuanian, Ukranian, and a Swissman?"(9:51 am, April 1)</b></i> <br><br>A really annoying tweet?
8 of 10John Russell/NHLI via Getty Images
<b><i>"I don't think any team in the West would be overmatched by them. They play the wrong way."</b></i> <br><br>Columbus Blue Jackets R.J. Umberger on the Washington Capitals
9 of 10Fred Vuich/SI
<b><i>"It is mistake to look at Tiger Woods as a sports figure. He is a celebrity. "</b></i> <br><br>TMZ.com managing editor Harvey Levin
10 of 10Sam Forencich/NBAE via Getty Images
<b><i>"Instead of cursing the darkness/Light a candle for where we're going/There's something ahead."</b></i> <br><br>Bill Walton quoting Neil Young's Light a Candle when presenting Maryland's Greivis Vasquez with the Bob Cousy Point Guard of the Year Award.
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