<b><i>"Just seen the previews to step up 3 and it seems like its a bit too much but ill probaly still see it"(11:29 pm, April 13)</b></i> <br><br>A bit too much? Blasphemy!
2 of 11John W. McDonough/SI
<b><i>"I feel like wrestling a gorilla at the Zoo ill sign a waiver for that too."(2:57 pm, April 14)</b></i> <br><br>Why not just do it in the wild where waivers are unnecessary?
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Brendan Morrow (right) on Mike Modano
<b><i>"We've been to a lot of team dinners and he's never picked up the check, so he should have a lot of money laying aside."</b></i> <br><br>Brendan Morrow on Mike Modano possibly buying the Dallas Stars.
4 of 11John Harrelson/Getty Images
<b><i>"By now everyones heard the news. Really excited to have the opportunity to drive for HMS. Now I need to finish strong with the 9 guys!"(4:15 pm, april 14)</b></i> <br><br>Kasey Kahne after signing with Hendrick Motorsports.
5 of 11Courtesy of Strickforce
<b><i>"I'd just like to say, there's no room in Strikeforce for that type of behavior." </b></i> <br><br>Strikeforce CEO Scott Coker after a post-bout brawl.
6 of 11Robert Beck/SI
Western Conference team executive
<b><i>"He's not getting to the basket the way he has in the past. And he's not finishing as well, especially with the left hand."</b></i> <br><br>A Western Conference team executive on Kobe Bryant.
7 of 11Winslow Townson/SI
<b><i>"We're not doing a lot of things well right now.'' </b></i> <br><br>Boston Red Sox manager Terry Francona after getting off to a 4-9 start.
8 of 11STF/AFP/Getty Images
<b><i>"Pele was a hero, so was I. Now it's Messi's turn."</b></i> <br><br>Soccer player Johan Kruyff on rising star Lionel Messi.
9 of 11Rusty Jarrett/Getty Images
<b><i>"ok so there are a million fedex twitter sites ... which on is the "offical fedex" twitter?"(5:52 pm, April 15)</b></i> <br><br>A good driver always knows his sponsor's twitter handle.
10 of 11Fred Vuich/SI
<b><i>"I am going to cook with plantains tonight which is a first. I am sure with enough butter and oil it will all be fine."(April 13, 4:51 pm)</b></i> <br><br>Paula Deen would be proud.
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Jim Furyk on Brian Davis
<b><i>"It's just awkward to see it happen at such a key moment in the golf tournament. Awkward for him to lose that way, and a little awkward for me to win."</b></i> <br><br>Jim Furyk on Brian Davis calling a penalty on himself and forfeiting the victory at Verizon Heritage.
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