"Due to the emotional state that I'm in, I now declare this a state of the emergency situation, reality is kickin in" Chad Ochocinco after being eliminated from Dancing with the Stars.
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"If your kids are fighting in the backseat, is it wrong to make a hard turn so the instigator hits the door? Purely hypothetical, of course." (11:16 am, May 10) Parenting at its finest.
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"The cavs run is over tonight! Then cleveland say bye bye to lebron lol" (5:27 pm, May 13) So far you're 1 for 2.
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"We got a lot of people dogging it after ground balls. They don't apologize." Marlins' Hanley Ramirez after being benched for jogging after a booted ball, allowing two runs to score.
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"Tough one tonight... Gotta Regroup.. Will Watch some film, make some adjustments and be ready for game 2 wed.." Suns forward Jared Dudley after losing 128-107 to the Lakers in Game 1.
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"My professional dancing career is on hold till after the t20 world cup" ( 11:26 am , May 10) It can’t come soon enough.
7 of 10Bob Rosato/SI
"They only won two games. Pride comes before a fall, just know that." Orlando Magic's Dwight Howard on being down 2-0 to the Boston Celtics.
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Dave Bolland and Joe Thorton
"When you take a draw, you go for a puck, not a wrist, right?" Blackhawks' Dave Bolland after Sharks' Joe Thorton slashed his wrist before a faceoff.
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"When I saw those red colors making that cruise, I thought, `Oh boy, he's running today.'" Bob Baffert, trainer of Preakness winner Lookin At Lucky.
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"Sometimes luck makes all the difference, but it never comes down to one player. I'm sure we're going to get a great player. For our team, the only way is up." New Jersey Nets Owner Mikhail Prokhorov after receiving the third pick in the NBA Draft Lottery.
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