"If I had @BillGates income id steal the cruise ship OASIS OF THE SEA and bring all my twitter fans n party till coast guard come arrest us." (11:45 am Jan 26) Ochocinco, we're ready to party.
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Taking Twitter to a whole new level, the professional tennis player tweets from the delivery room. "Jenny has had an epideral(sp?) and things have improved a ton! Nothing really exciting yet, still a bunch of waiting. Epideral for the win!!" (10:50 am Jan 26)
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"I had to read "Curious George goes to school." to them. One girl said "how is a monkey going to school?!!" hahahaa. I had no answer for her." (5:15 pm, Jan 26) The Nets forward also has a hard time telling fact from fiction.
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"I finally got a good nights sleep. Now I will try and take over the world." (1:50pm, Jan 26) We're glad to hear we have the same goal in mind Shaun.
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Stallworth is definitely paying attention to what's important during the President's State of the Union Address. "damn has any1 ever seen Admiral Michael Mullen smile? OR counted the times (starting NOW) that Nancy Pelosi blinks in a 30 second span? LOL." (915, Jan 27)
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"I just met two superstars in a row mike rowe from dirty jobs and cybil sheperd, I forgot to get there autographs aaaaaaaaggggh whhyyyyyy" (Jan 12) It's nice to know even Shaq asks for autographs.
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"Is the iPad the equivalent of putting rims on your Kindle? Doesn't matter, I'll still want one." (11 am, Jan 27) We think that's a fair assessment Tony, and we agree with both
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The Chargers' cornerback dispatches words of wisdom. "Make sure u lift weights that u can lift." (11:50, Jan 28)
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"Black & Gold to the SuperBowl! Thanks to the Who Dat nation for everything!" (Jan 25) They couldn't have done it without you backing up the backup QB, Chase.
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