For 46 years, former fashion designer Mr. Blackwell has been famously shredding the threads worn by celebrities, but his acid-tongued commentary could easily apply to the duds worn by teams in the four major pro leagues. Herewith, some of Mr. B's finer quips about such luminaries as Bjork and Mary-Kate Olsen affixed to the uniforms that most seem to fit his description.<br><br>"Looks like a rag doll trapped in a wind tunnel."
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Columbus Blue Jackets
"When it comes to couture chaos, this tacky terror should take a bow."
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"A clothes encounter of the catastrophic kind."
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New York Islanders
"Looks like a painted pumpkin -- on a pogo stick."
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"Coiffure by Medusa ... clothes by the Marquis De Sade."
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"A pretentious fashion folly in a nightmare by Salvador Dali!"
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"So many tacky trends, so little time."
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"I'm seeing red. Cartoon-colored proof that any fashion sanity is really dead."
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"Has the allure of nuclear waste...Sorry, no taste!"
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"It's time to sack the stylist ..."
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"When it comes to fashion, a schizophrenic frenzy!"
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Tampa Bay Devil Rays
"Packs the stylistic punch of a dilapidated Yorkshire pudding."
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New York Mets
"Let's face it: a paint-by-numbers fashion foul."
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"In bag lady rags that depressingly decayed -- forget the accessories and buy some Raid."
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"The palace Christmas tree or dressed by a color-blind circus clown?"
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"A kinked and curled Kewpie Doll wrapped in a collection of yesterday's fatal fashion frights."
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