Columnist pens 56-word article following team's loss

Sunday October 5th, 2014

Following Elon's 48-14 loss to New Hampshire on Saturday, Burlington Times-News columnist Bob Sutton couldn't think of anything pleasant to say. So, using the lesson we all learned in kindergarten, he decided not to say anything at all.

Along with being the soul of wit, it also appears brevity is the soul of being fed up when it comes to covering a terrible football team.

[SB Nation]

-- Stu White

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