- A certain unnamed SI college hoops expert analyzed Brooklyn Decker's CBS-branded bracket (recall: her upcoming sitcom Friends With Better Lives is a CBS project), and he had the following thoughts (I sense a "She Says/Unnamed SI College Hoops Expert Says" down the line!):
UMass over Duke? I don't know about that. [Ed note: Brooklyn is a Tar Heels fan, if you couldn't tell.] I really don't see Michigan going all the way, but a Final Four is reasonable. She took some risks, but it's not a bad bracket.
- VH1 has an oddly presumptuous piece on reasons to love Kate Upton that don't involve her boobs. Kate Upton has boobs?
- Hilary Rhoda's shoot for the April 2014 editions of Marie Claire Mexico and Latin America can be seen here IN MOVING PICTURE FORM. Technology, amirite?
- Thank you Lily Aldridge for explaining to the crazies of this world that no, heels are in fact NOT for traveling. Because, what? Why?
- ICYMI: Bregje Heinen on Instagram is crazy-sexy, cool.
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Morning Swim: A Brooklyn Decker bracket breakdown, a Kate Upton hypothetical, and more news