A.D.D. Guy: "Holy shit, that beach looks cool –@jordi24villalba
The Moralist: "Wat wrong it's not nice for ur parents to see that"–@jeffery_wood899
The Surrealist:"You should be fish" –@atkugr
Non-Sequitur/Lost on Instagram Guy: "Maya angelou died have some respect bitch" –@oshack_milonakes
The Minimalist: "Good" –@jonathanisaak
Laughs at Own Jokes Stoner Guy: "Word! I'll hold your fart like a bong hit LOL" –@mrstevieruss
Dad Humor Guy: "looks more like kelly rippa" –@taylordansmith
The Lyricist (or Plain White T's Guy): "sexy，timesquare can't shine as bright as you" – @leexpj
Needs a New Instagram Handle Guy: "[three bullseye emojis]" –@buttsnorkeler
Definitely Trying to Get With @surfersof Guy: "@surfersof she looks like you." –@hankbd
Disgusted Stylist Guy: "Ugh,your tag is hanging out." –@ashtonjared
New Guy: "HELLO I'VE GOT IT! AND YOU?" –@maaan1425
Projecting Own Insecurities Guy: "Your board looks short" –@donzilebh
(Photo tagged #tgif) Got a Point Guy: "TGIF? Like you got a 9-5 job" –@doctorwalters
Dont Flatter Yourself Guy: "I saw you at the party in sanclemente I know you saw me I was in the white polo with a hat" –@joeshaey
Potential Stalker Guy: "Daaaamn where are u? I thought I saw u in el tunco El Salvador" –@eljefe1987 [Ed Note: Don't answer that, Anastasia]
Confusing Her with Nina Agdal Girl: "You were in the movie Don Jon lol your [commercial] was in the background" –@rachhhh91
Overly Invested Guy: "Don't flatten those boobs hun" –@seannw1
We Swear We Aren't Paying This Guy, Guy: "Ur def up there on Kate Uptons level" –@dph33
Noun Guy: "Annastasi world nuber one surf" –@muratcelikkanat3
Hardee's Ultimate Customer Guy: "@chuck_chester I am suddenly craving a western bacon cheeseburger right now" –@prhollypics
Correct Guy: "Epic bum" –@scotty_k89
The Critic: "Attractive" –@weed_vans_hoes
The Braggart: "my beaches have girls like this everywhere" –@danielbamromero
The Contrarian: "Nice elbow" –@timstaglam
The Bard: "Surfing is like...... life.... the breath you take.... Your at the mercy of Morher Nature. She sneeze or cough your dead. But if she smiles and laugh its the greatest feeling ever..... LIFE. ..." –@night_walker78
Not that you asked but . . . Guy: "I Like That Dog More" –@mamuli_boy
Doesn't Do Comments Guy: "No comment" –@otis10782mi
Adjectives Guy: "You are beautiful. Gorgeous. Cute and more than sexy" –@dhafer42
Dollar Store Greeting Card Writer Guy: "Some Say She Is Wearing The Fashion Of Nature♡God made beauty to remind us of his perfection in all his love.♡" –@peacefulword
Scavenger Hunt Guy: "Oh that is the best body I have seen so far" –@lpienaaraldhouse
![Needs a New Instagram Handle Guy: "[three bullseye emojis]" –@buttsnorkeler](https://cdn-s3.si.com/s3fs-public/2014/05/10413178_744966828881040_1042392987_n.jpg)
![Potential Stalker Guy: "Daaaamn where are u? I thought I saw u in el tunco El Salvador" –@eljefe1987 [Ed Note: Don't answer that, Anastasia]](https://cdn-s3.si.com/s3fs-public/2014/05/10261036_1400670083547104_1812304592_n.jpg)
![Confusing Her with Nina Agdal Girl: "You were in the movie Don Jon lol your [commercial] was in the background" –@rachhhh91](https://cdn-s3.si.com/s3fs-public/2014/05/10296771_1374844769468064_1855652043_n.jpg)
